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You got it wrong Kornheiser
Mar
11

    I really hadn’t planned on commenting on this story because I thought Tony Kornheiser statements about Hannah Storm’s outfit being “too tight“, “like she has sausage casing wrapped around her body” and was ”a Holden Caulfield fantasy” were just stupid. It sounded to me like Tony needed a little “me time” because his comments were more sexual than fashion conscious. And we all know that sex is a part of sports. That’s what cheerleaders are all about! I just saw a porn video being passed off as a March Madness preview!
     
    When I first heard about the comments and the suspension, I thought he needed the time off to go to Vegas and get his “head right.” It’s not like the money loss would kill him. Because it was just a stupid thing to say. Before I had seen the outfit, I was expecting to see her half naked. Instead, the first thing I thought when I saw it was “sock-it-too-me.” Yes, I’m old enough to remember Laugh-In. The outfit Hannah had on was “funky.” Not overly sexual. Face it, I think Tony let the “little head” control what the “big head” thought and did. Not the first time that has happened right fellas? LOL
     
    Sex has been a part of sports for decades. That’s why we have half naked women jumping, bouncing, and jiggling at many sporting events. Have you seen the “ring girls” at a boxing matches? Or how about the girls standing next to the Nascar and Tour de France winners? And do I need to elaborate on the cheerleaders on football fields and at basketball arenas? Sex has and will always be a part of sports.
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    Roxxxy
    Feb
    06

      Most of my friends are men. And I’ve heard every derogatory comment made about women. Some funny, some really mean, and some that are just plain FUCKED UP! Most of the mean and FUCKED UP comments are from mean who most people would readily admit are straight out TRIFLIN! These comments are from men who are insecure and don’t have much going for themselves. They feel that being a man gives them the right to say and do whatever they want to and with a woman. And they “won’t have a woman telling them what to do.” The best part of their whole outlook on life is that they really and truly can’t understand why they either can’t find a “good woman” or why their relationships don’t last. And when they ask me, and I tell them, they all say “that’s not it.” Their ideal woman is someone who is attractive without a brain or the ability to have an opinion other than theirs. Their wish may have finally come true!
       
      A man has created a talking robot who will say whatever their “master” tells them to say. And this includes having sex. The robot sells for $7000.00. The inventor claims that he is already taking pre-orders for the robot. And THOUSANDS OF MEN have ordered a robot! Roxxxy can be positioned in all human positions and is anatomically correct. The robot can’t walk, do laundry, clean or cook, but you can have sex with it! All for the low price of $7000.00!!!!!
       
      This is the PERFECT woman for men who have NOTHING GOING FOR THEMSELVES and are VERY LONELY! While I’m sure this guy will make a lot of money on his invention, it doesn’t speak well of men in general. This robot takes the plastic woman/sheep sex toys to a new level. Is this something that you are going to tell your mama that you have purchased? Your sisters? Your friends? Are you going to take Roxxxy to the club and drag her across the dance floor? To a ball game? Out in public? How much public ridicule do you think ANY MAN who has this robot will take? What about your children? If you think kids can be cruel, what’s going to happen when your children’s friends find out that you have a sex robot at home! You are spending $7000.00 on something that you are going to hide. HUH?
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        I could help but laugh my FAT ASS OFF when I read that former Miss california, carrie prejean, has decided to drop her lawsuit against the california Pageant because of the threat to release a sex tape in which prejean is the star! The tape is said to be so racy that people are SCARED to release it!
         
        If you will recall, prejean announced at the Miss America pageant that she didn’t believe in Same Couple Marriage, even uttering the phrase, “not in her country.” With those words, she became the Republican AND the National Organization for Marriage, poster child. She was ferried around the country, first class, to dozens of speaking engagements where she was the “toast of the town.” Then there were some pictures of her in suggestive poses and with areas of her body barely covered. She said she was “tempted by the devil when she posed for those pictures.” Isn’t that convenient! Now with the release of the sex tape, I wonder what, or who, she is going to say “tempted her” this time?
         
        I wonder if she is going to continue to be the “family values” spokesperson now that she has joined the ranks of Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and Pam Anderson, among others, as people who have participated in sex tapes? I wonder if she is still going to be ferried around the country talking about “traditional marriage?” I wonder if her phone will even ring from anyone other than Playboy or Penthouse? From published reports, of the million dollars she was seeking from the Miss california pageant, she walked away with ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, NOTHING! Not one damn cent!
         
        To recap, she lost the miss california title, she sued the pageant, and then dropped the suit once the sex tape was about to be released. You almost want to feel sorry for her. But the DAMAGE she caused to the Gay community can’t be undone. And because of that, I feel that the creator is letting her know that she doesn’t decide what goes on in this “country.” Maybe she will have a little more compassion for the “others” now that she is one!
         
        Your 15 minutes is up dear. GET LOST!!!