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I would wager to guess that most people who weren’t die hard Indianapolis Colt’s fans were rooting for the New Orleans Saints to win the Super Bowl. Nothing against the Colts. It’s just that most people have at least heard of “Naleans‘ “, the Mardi Gras, and the French Quarter. And even more people remember Hurricane Katrina and the devastation that it brought to that city. The images of dead floating bodies, people wadding through water up to people’s shoulders, people trapped on their roofs waiting for help, and the Super Dome that had become a defacto home for tens of thousands of people. The city is still trying to rebuild itself from the storm. So for a lot of people the Super Bowl “needed” to go the the Saints. And with the win, another thing happened. The Golden Boy, Peyton Manning, showed himself to be not quite the Role Model we all thought he was!
 
With 31 seconds on the clock and after throwing the interception that sealed the loss for the Colts, Peyton Manning left the field. He didn’t what has become a tradition, congratulating the winning quarterback on the field. The same tradition he was the beneficiary of just a few seasons ago. This “class act” and “all around good guy” refused to show humility and thank the winners. I guess Peyton decided to take advice from Lebron James and disrespect the game, the tradition, and the other team and not shake hands with the winners. Is this what our so-called role models have turned into, POOR SPORTS?
 
During the press conference after the game, he still refused to give the Saints the respect they deserved. He stated a few times that the Colts beat themselves. Not that the Saints played an almost perfect game. Both offensively, defensively, and on Special Teams. It was a TEAM EFFORT and the better team won. What is so hard about giving the winning team Props?
 
This is just desserts. Drew Brees should have won the MVP this season but it went to Manning. But the creator has a way of righting the wrongs of us mere mortals. Because the Saints won and Brees was named the MVP of the Super Bowl!
 
Personally, only the creator could have written this script. His plan was to take down one more false idols, reward the city of New Orleans for its pain, right the wrong of the league MVP, and give it to the true owner, Drew Brees. God is god, ALL THE TIME!!!

Most of my friends are men. And I’ve heard every derogatory comment made about women. Some funny, some really mean, and some that are just plain FUCKED UP! Most of the mean and FUCKED UP comments are from mean who most people would readily admit are straight out TRIFLIN! These comments are from men who are insecure and don’t have much going for themselves. They feel that being a man gives them the right to say and do whatever they want to and with a woman. And they “won’t have a woman telling them what to do.” The best part of their whole outlook on life is that they really and truly can’t understand why they either can’t find a “good woman” or why their relationships don’t last. And when they ask me, and I tell them, they all say “that’s not it.” Their ideal woman is someone who is attractive without a brain or the ability to have an opinion other than theirs. Their wish may have finally come true!
 
A man has created a talking robot who will say whatever their “master” tells them to say. And this includes having sex. The robot sells for $7000.00. The inventor claims that he is already taking pre-orders for the robot. And THOUSANDS OF MEN have ordered a robot! Roxxxy can be positioned in all human positions and is anatomically correct. The robot can’t walk, do laundry, clean or cook, but you can have sex with it! All for the low price of $7000.00!!!!!
 
This is the PERFECT woman for men who have NOTHING GOING FOR THEMSELVES and are VERY LONELY! While I’m sure this guy will make a lot of money on his invention, it doesn’t speak well of men in general. This robot takes the plastic woman/sheep sex toys to a new level. Is this something that you are going to tell your mama that you have purchased? Your sisters? Your friends? Are you going to take Roxxxy to the club and drag her across the dance floor? To a ball game? Out in public? How much public ridicule do you think ANY MAN who has this robot will take? What about your children? If you think kids can be cruel, what’s going to happen when your children’s friends find out that you have a sex robot at home! You are spending $7000.00 on something that you are going to hide. HUH?
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A known rapist who has hidden with the tacit approval of many of the top notch actors, actresses, and directors in Hollywood, was finally arrested on an outstanding warrant that was issued more than 30 years ago. Roman Polanski, whose wife, Sharon Tate, was murdered by the Manson gang, was arrested in Switzerland after getting off of the plane to accept a Lifetime Achievement Award. That he was able to run from the long arms of the law for 30 years, and do so freely, is appalling. What is even worse, is that some people think he should be set free!
 
In 1978, Roman was arrested and PLEAD GUILTY TO drugging and raping a 13yr old girl. But he fled to Europe, France to be specific, before he could ever spend a night in prison. He was able to travel all over Europe without any problems. He worked with some of the most famous European AND American actors, actresses, and directors, all of whom knew what he had done. But to them, RAPE must not be such a bad thing. Because these poor excuses for human beings didn’t bat an eye about working for or with him. And now that he has been arrested, these same people want him freed.
 
On the View, hostess Whoopi Goldberg, who I HAD much respect for, stated that it “wasn’t rape-rape.” HUH? He was 37 years old, she was 13, he plied he with drugs and alcohol, and then ANALLY and ORALLY PENETRATED HER! And he NEVER spent one day in prison for that crime! I’d like to think that in hindsight, Ms. Goldberg has come to a different decision. But I always go with the first thing that comes out of someone’s mouth. Because that is usually how they really feel!
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With all of the problems facing the African American community, you would think that any Civil Rights group worth anything would have their hands full. With unemployment, police brutality, inferior education, alcohol and drug abuse, teenage pregnancy, in many cases, spirit killing living conditions, the coming and going of Michael Vick shouldn’t be ANYWHERE on that list. But here we have the venerable, outdated, insignificant, historic civil rights group, the NCAAP, planning to march in support of Vick. What a great use of our resources!
 
Before you clowns get your underwear in a bunge, you have already got this all wrong. I’m glad Vick is back in the NFL. And I think the 6 game suspension is WAY TO LONG. He has done his time and should be allowed to play, PERIOD! Unlike my player hating mama who is ready to sell the house to fly to every Eagles game to picket them. The problem I have is that there are other more important things that we could be doing then rallying around Michael Vick. He is already back in the league. What is your rally is a waste of time and resources. It looks good in the media and for the “old folks” who want to say they are doing something. But to ANYONE who has more than one brain cell and can tell “fake activism” versus “real activism” we see this for what it really is. Nothing more than a “PHOTO OP” and nothing more.
 
It is reasons like this, time consuming, pat on the back, at least we did something, nothing accomplished, events sponsored by the NAACP which make them irrevelant the the butt of jokes. Just wasted shoe leather. How about those people who are going to the rally take that same about of time and volunteer a local Boys and Girls Club and help some young people out. Show them how not to become or do what Michael Vick is or did? Or how about coaching a pop warner football team? Or how about becoming a mentor? Or . . . . . . . . ?
 
Yeah, you get the picture. Your rally is joke and you are irrelevant! Walk on people. Walk on!

 

I recently read that Mark Cuban, owner of the Dallas Mavericks, made a comment to on opposing players mother. Cuban either called Denver Nugget Kenyon Martin a “thug” or a “punk” to Kenyon’s mother’s face or he agreed with comments made my other Maverick fans. And as fans were calling Martin a “thug”, Mark said “that includes your son!” OH HELL NO!!!!
 
Let’s start from the beginning. First off, Cuban has been a pompous ass since he came into the league.No owner has been fined as much or as often than he has. And he has literally ran out on the court to “protect” his players. WFT???? That’s like having your mama come up to the school after you have just gotten beaten up! But I digress. He has spent oodles of money making the Mavs locker room a place you never want to leave. And spent just as much money on players to try and “buy a championship.” It hasn’t happened.
 
The last two seasons, his teams have gotten EMBARRASSED in the playoffs with most fingers pointing AT him for his “hands on” mentality. He has placed his hopes and dreams on a guy, Dirk Notwizki, who is like another Dallas athlete, Cowboys Tony Romo, a STAT STUFFER! Great for fantasy football but you aren’t going to hoist a trophy with either guy being your “number one.” His team has been labeled “soft” with no “heart.” The players staged a MUTINY, and threatened to walk, unless then Coach Avery Johnson, was fired. He has made silly trades, Jason Kidd for Devin Harris?, and wonders why he is no closer to winning a title. Every loss reflects badly on HIM personally. So frustration is setting in.
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DISCLAIMER: Rihanna, even though this picture has been all over everywhere thanks to the GANG MEMBERS WITH BADGES called the LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT, I will take this picture down if you asked me to. I apologize baby girl for using it. But I needed to make the point.

It has recently come out that girlfriend beater, chris brown, is going to claim that he beat the, as my mother used to say, “ Stew Beef” out of Rihanna out of self defense! WTF!!! Talk about a MISERABLE, COWARD PIECE OF SHIT! I’d like to think that his “ handlers” translated as the people celebrities hide behind, are responsible for this idea. Because if brown were to pull that PUNK BITCH ASS move , his career would indeed be DONE! This picture doesn’t lie.

There is NO WAY this was a “ self defense” situation. For him to again, paraphrasing my mother, “ fix his mouth” to even utter those words is a joke. Let me show you how this should play out in court.

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The Dallas Cowboys, America’s team, seems to decide from weeek to week whether they want to be a team who is considered one of the best in football or a team that is a bunch of underachievers. One week they make plays on both sides of the ball that make you want to bet on them to win the Superbowl and then the very next week, they make some of the biggest bonehead plays that make you even want to trade them from your Fantasy football team. The bottom line is that their weakest link, the face of the team, and most teams, is their quarterback, Tony Romo.

 

Let me get this out of the way. Romo’s choice of a woman leaves alot to be desired. I won’t even mention the “no -talent’s” name. But it seems like everytime the media mentions her name in conjuntion with Romo’s name, the very next game, he CHOKES! Does anyone remember last year during the playoff season when Romo, “no talent” and “no talent’s father” among others, went on a vacation. It was mentioned all over the football sporting world. And that next game, during “winning time“, Romo got sacked TWICE during the final series, effectively losing the game for the “Boys.” While you can blame the Offensive Line, quarterbacks learn during Pee Wee football to “get rid of the ball.” That Romo continues to get sacked during crucial times lies directly at his feet, PERIOD!!! The last four possessions of the Boys last Sunday were two punts, and interception and a loss on downs.

 

This past week, it was rumored that “no talent” and Romo were now “roommates.” Whatever!!!  And what happened against the Steelers last Sunday? Romo was sacked TWICE and threw an interception that became the winning points for the Steelers during winning time. The sacks and the interception came when the Cowboys were nursing a 7 point lead and were going in for the winning field goal. Romo has been annointed the “next” by a lot of people but he hasn’t delivered a damn thing. He is a “stat stuffer” and nothing more. He has yet to win a playoff game. But some people are putting him in the “one of the best quarterbacks in the league” category. Why am I bringing all of this up? Because the owner of the Cowboys, Jerry Jones, called his injured running back, Marion Barber, out for not playing in Sunday’s game. I don’t recall Jones questioning Romo’s pinkie injury that kept him out of 4 games! 

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Let me say this first. I am a sports junkie. I love basketball, football, tennis, and boxing. While I plan to pick up golf, I don’t consider it to be a sport. Sorry Tiger and Rosie Jones. I consider sports to be events where what your opponent does DIRECTLY affects what you do. As comedian “Honest John” said in one of his performances, “take the ball out of golf and it’s just walking!” But my favorite sport is basketball. Mens or Womens basketball, it doesn’t matter. I will talk, watch, and play this sport all day long. And since the NBA is the basketball league in America, that is what I watch. Having said that, I’m not happy about the racism that I see in the league nor do I consider the players to be role models in any way, shape, or form. I have always called the “NBA” the National Bitches Association with stern (lower caps on purpose) being the head BITCH. And now the Dallas Mavericks have taken being “bitches” to a whole new level!

 

In 2006, the Mavericks made it to the NBA finals losing to the Miam Heat in 6 games. This team was not expected to get to the finals. So to see them competing against a team, the Heat, that had the most dominate center in the league, Shaquille Oneal, was inspiring. Most people felt the Mavericks would be around for a while. That the coach, Avery Johnson, was the right fit for that team. A team that was known more for scoring finally had a coach that would preach and demand that his players defend. After getting to the finals, the Mavericks were knocked out of the playoffs in the first round the next season by the Golden State Warriors, even though the Mavericks had the league’s MVP in Dirk Nowitzki. Nowitzki’s game was shown to have major weaknesses that have yet to be fixed. Why would people think that a guy who is almost seven feet tall and shoots jumpshots is impressive? Common sense says that the closer you are to the basket the better. But the MVP got clowned and embarrassed by guys who backed into the playoffs. The following season, the Mavericks were knocked out of the playoffs again by a team they were expected to beat. This time, the blame was placed on the coach, Avery Johnson. He was fired in the off season after seven of the twelve players told the owner, Mark Cuban, that they either wanted to be traded or have Johnson fired. This is the same Avery Johnson who took a Mavericks team to their first and only NBA finals. I’m well aware of the fact that you can’t fire seven players. That when a change needs to be made, the coach is usually the first to go. But in this case, Cuban needed to take a look at the players. Looks like the Mavericks have seven guys who are a bunch of Candy Asses!

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When people send their children to private schools, whether it be an elementary, high school, or college, it is usually done to get a better education for that child. To socialize with a “higher class” of people. To make social contacts that lead to business contacts that can last a lifetime. So what does it mean when these EXACT same “private school” students act like kids from the “public school” system?  

At a private, CHRISTIAN college, Point Loma Nazarene College, in San Diego county California, it has been revealed that a hazing gang initiation incident where students were “awakened at 2:00am and forced to walk to the beach and swim naked.” Some if not all of the students were “slapped” and some were “urinated upon.” That sounds like a “Gang Initiation“ to me.

Before anyone says it is an “over reaction” by using the term “gang”, let me give you my definition of gang. I define “gang” as “a group of people together for a common cause that require either ”initiation, deeds, or money, to join.”  In this case, “upper classmen” gang leaders, make the “lower classman” (wanna be gang members) ”prove” themselves by doing whatever they are told to do. Certainly being forced to swim naked in the ocean at 2:00am and then having to walk back to the parking lot naked certainly has some sort of sexual overtones. Whether consciously or subconsciously. And urinated on them? Wow! That disgusting act goes without saying. I guess this was their version of the “jumping in” process known to occur at public schools. Their “process” even had a name, NOSing (Naked Ocean Swimming). These “initiations” can take the forms of being forced to drink a certain number of drinks, whether alcoholic or not, to being spanked or forced to perform sexual favors or acts.
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Vince Young, the starting quarterback for the Tennessee Titans, and the face of the team, had the city, the team, and his family worried last Monday night when he left his house, without his cell phone, in a “mentally unstable” state of mind. This series of events lead the family or the team to call the police to try and track him down. Young was eventually found at a friend’s house. Also found in Vince’s truck was an unloaded gun, which was in the glove compartment. Since he was found “safe and sound”, all was forgiven. REALLY!!

Young was injured in the season opening game against the Jacksonville Jaguars. During the game, he was booed by the home fans and then got injured. All of this made him “mentally unstable” to the point that team officials and family members thought it best to call the police. All because he got injured? What a CANDY ASS!

Last season, Donovan McNabb, starting quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles, complained in an Inside the NFL interview, that black quarterbacks are treated differently than white quarterbacks. At the time, this statement was controversial and was talked about on TV, radio, the Internet, and in the newspapers. When Vince was asked about that statement. This COWARD said that the situation “didn’t apply to him” so he had “no opinion on it.” Now that “oft-injured” is being placed before Vince Young, quarterback of the Tennessee Titans, he can’t handle it? CANDY ASS!

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