Archive for the ‘Candy Ass’ Category
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I would wager to guess that most people who weren’t die hard Indianapolis Colt’s fans were rooting for the New Orleans Saints to win the Super Bowl. Nothing against the Colts. It’s just that most people have at least heard of “Naleans‘ “, the Mardi Gras, and the French Quarter. And even more people remember Hurricane Katrina and the devastation that it brought to that city. The images of dead floating bodies, people wadding through water up to people’s shoulders, people trapped on their roofs waiting for help, and the Super Dome that had become a defacto home for tens of thousands of people. The city is still trying to rebuild itself from the storm. So for a lot of people the Super Bowl “needed” to go the the Saints. And with the win, another thing happened. The Golden Boy, Peyton Manning, showed himself to be not quite the Role Model we all thought he was!
With 31 seconds on the clock and after throwing the interception that sealed the loss for the Colts, Peyton Manning left the field. He didn’t what has become a tradition, congratulating the winning quarterback on the field. The same tradition he was the beneficiary of just a few seasons ago. This “class act” and “all around good guy” refused to show humility and thank the winners. I guess Peyton decided to take advice from Lebron James and disrespect the game, the tradition, and the other team and not shake hands with the winners. Is this what our so-called role models have turned into, POOR SPORTS?
During the press conference after the game, he still refused to give the Saints the respect they deserved. He stated a few times that the Colts beat themselves. Not that the Saints played an almost perfect game. Both offensively, defensively, and on Special Teams. It was a TEAM EFFORT and the better team won. What is so hard about giving the winning team Props?
This is just desserts. Drew Brees should have won the MVP this season but it went to Manning. But the creator has a way of righting the wrongs of us mere mortals. Because the Saints won and Brees was named the MVP of the Super Bowl!
Personally, only the creator could have written this script. His plan was to take down one more false idols, reward the city of New Orleans for its pain, right the wrong of the league MVP, and give it to the true owner, Drew Brees. God is god, ALL THE TIME!!!
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Most of my friends are men. And I’ve heard every derogatory comment made about women. Some funny, some really mean, and some that are just plain FUCKED UP! Most of the mean and FUCKED UP comments are from mean who most people would readily admit are straight out TRIFLIN! These comments are from men who are insecure and don’t have much going for themselves. They feel that being a man gives them the right to say and do whatever they want to and with a woman. And they “won’t have a woman telling them what to do.” The best part of their whole outlook on life is that they really and truly can’t understand why they either can’t find a “good woman” or why their relationships don’t last. And when they ask me, and I tell them, they all say “that’s not it.” Their ideal woman is someone who is attractive without a brain or the ability to have an opinion other than theirs. Their wish may have finally come true!
A man has created a talking robot who will say whatever their “master” tells them to say. And this includes having sex. The robot sells for $7000.00. The inventor claims that he is already taking pre-orders for the robot. And THOUSANDS OF MEN have ordered a robot! Roxxxy can be positioned in all human positions and is anatomically correct. The robot can’t walk, do laundry, clean or cook, but you can have sex with it! All for the low price of $7000.00!!!!!
This is the PERFECT woman for men who have NOTHING GOING FOR THEMSELVES and are VERY LONELY! While I’m sure this guy will make a lot of money on his invention, it doesn’t speak well of men in general. This robot takes the plastic woman/sheep sex toys to a new level. Is this something that you are going to tell your mama that you have purchased? Your sisters? Your friends? Are you going to take Roxxxy to the club and drag her across the dance floor? To a ball game? Out in public? How much public ridicule do you think ANY MAN who has this robot will take? What about your children? If you think kids can be cruel, what’s going to happen when your children’s friends find out that you have a sex robot at home! You are spending $7000.00 on something that you are going to hide. HUH?
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A known rapist who has hidden with the tacit approval of many of the top notch actors, actresses, and directors in Hollywood, was finally arrested on an outstanding warrant that was issued more than 30 years ago. Roman Polanski, whose wife, Sharon Tate, was murdered by the Manson gang, was arrested in Switzerland after getting off of the plane to accept a Lifetime Achievement Award. That he was able to run from the long arms of the law for 30 years, and do so freely, is appalling. What is even worse, is that some people think he should be set free!
In 1978, Roman was arrested and PLEAD GUILTY TO drugging and raping a 13yr old girl. But he fled to Europe, France to be specific, before he could ever spend a night in prison. He was able to travel all over Europe without any problems. He worked with some of the most famous European AND American actors, actresses, and directors, all of whom knew what he had done. But to them, RAPE must not be such a bad thing. Because these poor excuses for human beings didn’t bat an eye about working for or with him. And now that he has been arrested, these same people want him freed.
On the View, hostess Whoopi Goldberg, who I HAD much respect for, stated that it “wasn’t rape-rape.” HUH? He was 37 years old, she was 13, he plied he with drugs and alcohol, and then ANALLY and ORALLY PENETRATED HER! And he NEVER spent one day in prison for that crime! I’d like to think that in hindsight, Ms. Goldberg has come to a different decision. But I always go with the first thing that comes out of someone’s mouth. Because that is usually how they really feel!
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